Castle Perilous Guide

This section of the Castle Perilous Database system will prvide you with information on the Castle Perilous FORUM. This is NOT to be confused with the Castle Perilous books. This version of the castle is copyright SSDogbert22 2000-2001.

Castle Perilous: The brainchild orignally of John DeChancie, and modified heavily by me. Castle Perilous, at the heart of both variants, is a place where anything can happen. It's true form is hidden in the shape of a giant castle with several unusual properties. The three most basic ones are that it is about four times as high as the space needle despite a medieval construction (The castle is aorund 1000 feet tall), that if you stay in the castle for long enough a time (72 Earth hours is about right- it is noted that the Castle uses Pacific time relative to Earth.) you will gain a magical power of some sort- and that 144,000 (or more) of the doors and windows don't lead to other rooms, but o whole other dimensions. This will be a little tiny bit detailed upon later.

Rumanthrodox: If you see ths thing, run. Not that it will help, because there is no place to hide from it. Even other dimensions don't help you hide from it- it IS Castle Perilous, or rather, what Castle Perilous seals. It's powers known as yet are a sun-hot breath, transport between dimensions at will, and near-invunerability. It's only weaknes is the five sealing words- say one and it will be stunned, say all five together and it will be sealed right where it stands, Castle PErilous reforming. The five words (NOTE: THES ARE THE ONES FOR THE FORUM VERSION, NOT THE ORIGINAL, WHICH ACTUALLY ONLY HAS FOUR SEALING WORDS) are 'baka', 'harou', 'aeterna', 'disco' (Careful with that one, becuase it's also angered by that word), and 'akuryo.' As to why three ofthose words are Japanese in origin is unknown.

Aspects and Portals: An aspect is a single dimension of the many. It has only one connection to the other worlds usually, and that's the portal to Castle Perilous. The portal itself is often permenantly set in a door by Incaridine.

That ends the shared aspects. Here are the aspect exclusive to the Forum verison:

Incardine and Evil Dogbert: The two halves of the maker of this database. Incardine is the good half, Evil Dogbert the evil, although the difference is very little the vast majority of the time. It is hard to describe him, other than he has very good acting ability and a bad singing voice.

SSDogbert22 / 'Classic dogbert' : The combined form of Incardine and Evil Dogbert, before Evil Dogbert seperated from him and what was now the 'good half' acquired the power of Castle Perilous. When combined, they form SSDogbert22, the true form.

Murray: Straight from Monkey Isalnd, given arms by Evil Dogbert, and now works as Incaridne and Evil Dogbert's assistant to evil. He is posessive about his laugh, and will only allow Sailor Evil and EWBs sorceress to use it. If anyone else does, he will hideously berate them.

Sailor Perilous: After an incident at the MoFo, this form of Incardine popped up. Triggered by force (She can be easily disguised as several Sailors) large amoutns of evil in the air, or sheer will, she gets her powers magnified. However, she usually is focusing those powers to changing back. The only thing constatn about her, other than her abilities the 'teleport Judo chop' and the 'spirit mine', is a loyalty to the other sailors that overrides even her wish to change back.

The Cheese-O-Matic 100,000: A fake Cheese-O-Matic 9000 incarinde built. However, he was dumb enough to shoe it to Dark Lord Svanuri, who created the original. The only way to avoid becoming Incheesedine was to surrender the device and swear he'd never build another. This indirectly inspired...

The Chibification ray: Evil Dogbert's tool of insanity. Instantly turns a person int a small, REALLY CUTE version of themself. It only works on living people (Murray's safe) whom aren't already Chibi (ChibiBecca's safe.) Its effects last for an hour, although it is rumored Evil Dogbert has esigned a device that will everse he efects- however, he will never build it, because he's evil.

The Chibification radar: Instantly chibifies everyone in the entire world it activates on. It's impossible to turn off and no-one except dead people and ChibiBecca (again, she's alreay really tiny and cute) and it's guarded by...

The NUCLEAR SECURITY SYSTEM: Not something to toy with. You would be wise to have the Codebook when using this thin, becuase it has thousands of varied codes. It randomly gives you a section, row, and column; From there, you must enter teh correct code. Each system has it's own codebook, and no two codebooks are compatible with more than one lock. If the lock detects someone trying to break through the system or messing up the code three times in a row, then it explodes. The fact that the explosive is a nuclear warhead does not make things any easier.

This ends the Castle Perilous section. Thank yo for reading. Now you get to read the LONG Mobius Forum sections.