THE Mobius Forum Guide (Part 1)

WARNING: HUGE. Italics equals my comments/explenations. These are almost competely quoted 'as is'.

Squishie

Squishie - I am the one responsible for creating Mikey way back in 1996, and I have this weird tendency to go all hyper and insane. I'm also responsible for creating Garbage the Mongoose! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! THE CUTENESS OF GARBAGE WILL GOBBLE YOU UP!!! Errr... sorry about that...

Mikey - He's my finest and greatest creation. "The walking nuclear war" as I like to call him. He is a Devilspherian and looks a lot like a human. He has spiky yellow hair and has the ability to transform into "Hyper Mikey". In this form, his hair turns blue and his eyes are glowing red. (yes, I'm a fan of DragonballZ) One of Mikey's friends is called Radius. He looks like a chibi version of Trunks and even comes from the future and carries a sword. Mikey could be best described as a cross between sonic and Dragonballz. I have created enemies who have their own sagas and places and weapons and lots of characters who will be revealed in my Mikey website. Mikey and Radius even perform a fusion dance once so they become Mikius, the mikey equivalent to Vegetto. There's FAR FAR more to this that will be revealed in my upcoming website. Thank you and good night! (I love saying that! ^_^)

John T 33

Sailor Canada - My Sailor alter-ego who always speaks in subtitles (Je n'aime pas sous-titres!!)

John's 28-year old version - No one really knows where John's future version comes from, what his motives are, or how he comes back in time, but he has been known to help the Sailors when they're in extreme trouble; discreetly, of course.

Weirndess Factor - Believe it or not, I was the first one to discover, isolate, and describe the Weirdness Factor (and yes, I coined the term too).

Since John T 33 didn't define the Weirdness factor... Basically, it's a gauging of how weird thigns are at the MoFo currently. It constantly changes with every post.

Green Goop (TM) - After my night as a kidnoyle, I found this stuff in the Boredom district. It apparently turns people into kidnoyles....hmm... Since then I've had numerous attempts at tricking newbies into eating the stuff ^_^ NOTE: only TL knows the stuff's composition.

Aldheim Observatory - A rather large science lab near the top of HQ Tower. This is where I replicate Green Goop[TM] and where I am currently working on a new batch of Goop[TM] with interesting effects...

PSSS AKA Pretty Soldier Sailor Sickness AKA Sailorness - Although I probably wasn't the one who discovered it, I was the first to describe it in detail. It apparently turns the victim into a Sailor scout (and the males have to endure a sudden gender change...o_O). In the advanced stages of the virus, in causes a psychological change in the victim, causing her to desire to be a Sailor forever, which reduces the chance of curing the disease by 78%.

Counterpart Locator - A device used to detect the human counterparts of various Archie Sonic/Knux characters. It's broken.

Anthony100

With thre multileveled transformations, He can be powerful, wit spells and blasts alike. he is the youngest person to have over 1000 posts on the MoFo.

Dark Anthony - He came from the future, and is truely evil. He destroyed many, put I put a stop to it. The Dark verison was never realeased onto the mofo.

Evil Anthony - Not really evil, just didn't think happy sounded neat.

Sailor Chao - My sailorness transformation.... backfired. When I became infected with PSSS, you powers mutated me into a silver chao with a multicolored dot over my head...

Hamster Hut - The place where The HLA (Hamster Lovers Accociation) has it's meetings, and make their wacky mofo show ideas. It's also where are the forum hamsters live. Located near the boredom district.

Forum Hamsters - Theres about 1470 of these little guys in the mofo. Their job is to scamper around and make sure no-one is hurt. They have a high fighting power, and can heal the wounded. They also make adorable house pets. ^__^

Kitsune Blast - I have never used it, but only when I'm a Hyper Kitsune Level 6 or higher, I am able to use this incredible energy blasts.

The Healing Black Bacon - Eating this rare peice of bacon gives you the ability to regenerate limbs, as long as your heart and brain are still in-tact. However, I didn't get my regeneration powers from this, I just made it.

The Hamster Space Station - Old and crusty, I bought this small space station and rebuilt it. 5 ports, 15 cargo units, and room for a small town, this station can truely be called small.

Jinsoku

Formerly the village idiot, now a Mederator to worry about.

The PiE GoD - Upon first appearing at the Mobius Forum, before the dubious name of MoFo was crowned upon it, Jinsoku started the sensation about worshipping the PiE. Slowly, he brought in a couple of spectators and tought them the way of the PiE, his religion, and answer to all.

PiE - The great item, the beholder posseses great respect towards the PiE god with this. Which can be used best for eating, or hurling at someone elses face. It's great respect can be used for the main purpose the PiE god and PiE itself. A secret which shall be unveiled today. PiE, is the worshipping of the extra special female part.

Craptacular - The term craptacular was first announced in a SHQ chatroom long ago, and ever since then, more people have been seen using the term, giving BLIND credit towards it. Of course, any one using the term OUTSIDE of the MoFo, (and that doesn't attend the MoFo), could have come up with it as well, but that's highly unlikely.

Sailor Jinny - His great femenine alter ego. Fortunately, his manly sanity was able to lock up this hideous creature before the great Sailor GMS sprung out like a leaky faucet. Who knows what great evil this might have spawned.

Crapsicle - The great creation by Hashagu, soft light brown dog doo on a popcicle stick. This is the NON-Frozen version. This "delightful" treat is greatly used to shut people up, or as a commentless come back at an insult or inane comment.

Frozen-Crapsicle - The frozen version of the above creation, Jinsoku never really decided what to do with these, and only tested these with subjects TL, Dub, and Vortex, only to find that its results were less, as the great "shut em up" weapon was clearly able to be taken out of ones mouth, as it being frozen, causing less damage to ones taste buds.

Captain NeoSonic Hedgehog

- with several enhanced forms and his abilities as the 3rd assistant chief of Traffisc and arcotics operations for the Green hill department of Public Safety.

GHBlaster 44 SE - A blaster with many abilities, it isn't restricted to just shooting. It also works as a replacement pepper spray thingy, a waffle maker, you get the idea.

Hayato Sensarita - Although he was not created by Neo, he serves as an assistant to him. Hayato is ranked below Neo, as Lieutenant. He is also Echidnoyle food.

Phantomile SE Cruiser - Built himself, he uses this to travel between dimensions... and for show. Sirens are way too loud at times, intentionally.

The Ultimate PR-24 (AKA, The "AUTHORI-TAH Reminder) - Works like the GHBlaster 44 SE.

The Bad Pun go-Boom thing of Great Justice - It's a box that explodes when a person says something that is a pun to a fad, such as saying, "All your scotch tape are belong to 3M." It malfunctions sometimes, and explodes at random.

Evil Jinsoku

Evil Jin - Released from Jinsoku Hashagu by the evil Evil WB, the evil spirit of Jinsoku, dubbed Evil Jin, runs rampant in the glorious SEGA City, wreaking havoc and causing amuck upon the people with his crazy and yet evil antics. Altho released by Evil WB, he vows for takeover of the city, and soon after the world. However, Evil WB and the band of the other Evil admin-mods tend to be in his way. Through his journey, he will learn of anti-trust friendships, unfair partnerships, and backstabbing.

Ludicrous PiE - The PiE everyone knows and loves today. Clearly the wrongful way to use the almighty object of the PiE GoD, Evil Jin uses this lucious pastry as a means to entertain and for pure Evil. Whacking people in the face with it for no apparent reason, degrading its respect value by placing it for sale, placing a song about it and not a mention of the creator, the PiE GoD, PiE dressed henchmen, etc.

Frozen Crapsicle (TM) - Now trademarked by Jinsoku Tenma, the Frozen-Crapcicle's use is now turned towards evil. Still used to shut people up, this weapon is now lured down peoples throats, hurled whole into their ears, and knocked unconcious on their heads without. On R-rated boards, this device fits into several other holes of the male and female body.

Happy Fruitful Ray (TM) - Tested by subject TL at a hostage situation, this ray is still in the works, and was NOT fully tested. Results still unaltered, and uninhabited.

Cyber

The Joke - "I be Somkin da weeed" a joke i made up at school and has become very popular...for some reason maybe the way i say it or something....

The finger people - The evil finger person..... there is several versions the original 2 legged verison and then there is (CENSORED FOR THE SKAE OF ALL DECENCY)

The Master Echidna

T-M-E - Idiot, People eater, Insane, hyper guy. Accidntly created NecroME in a Beer Mug.

NecroME - Evil T-M-Em Guy With Sanity, Smells of Ale.

Bob the Bat: NecroME's sidekick, Attacks people with awyers, Sanity, and Duct Tape.

Sailor RWAIBB:Sailor Form of T-M-E, also uses Bob as a weapon.

Sanity Cannon: The name says it all.

Samanfur the Fox

Superior Sam - Sam's rarely seen Evil Alter-Ego - created by Evil WB.

Tuxedo Sam - Sam's Sailor form. Guardian of Sailor Svanuri ad the MoFo Scouts, and a caped Crimefighter. The embarrasing thing is that I cna't remember if it was Vec, WB, or even me that had the idea... It was a logn chat and a late night, folks... And, of course, Svan and I are grateful to Kathy-Lu for leting Svan and I hijack a topic and JohnT3 for letting us play with his extremely good ideas.

Samanfura Vulpine - Member of Los Luchadores Admins - Created by Vec.

The Admin Trout - Well, okay - THIS one's mine (although it was either WB, Vec, or Svan who can be credited with properly kickstarting WB'S cosmic IckyStick into the concept of personalized Admin Weaponry.) Nobody`s actually sure WHAT this device is - given a kitsune`s talent for illusions, and the fact that Sam seems to be able to change it in accordance with whichever costume she`s in (such as to Tux Sam`s cane - which, strangely, can hit fairly hard for just an illusion...), whether or not a trout is just an innocuous disguise is something of a mystery. Nobody`s actually sure what this device is - given a kitsune`s talent for illusions, and the fact that Sam seems to be able to change it in accordance with whichever costume she`s in (such as to Tux Sam`s cane - which, strangely, can hit fairly hard for just an illusion...), whether or not a trout is just an innocuous disguise is something of a mystery. In any case, it hasn't been sen for a while.

The MoFo as a sentient creature - Nto a particularly dramatic idea. I just found the concept of the forum as a living organism to make some sort of sense, in a romantic kind of way. The fact that it enables someone to cancelout literally ANY action in an RP was entirely coicidential- honest! :)

Svanuri

(Directly quoted unlike most of this information, which was edited into the Castle HTML Format.)

Well, Sailorness had it's latest outbreak due to me, a fact I'm still very, very sheepish about. The Cheese-O-Matic and derivatives thereof belong to me - as Sam said, cementing the idea of Admin weaponry. I also like to think that Dark Lord Svanuri is resposible for the upsurge in the Dark Powers (OMT) of the Forum reemerging. Oh well - not bad for the less-than-a-year I've been here *S*

Bumper347

Trevor Lake - trevor holds a destiny like no other, to travel to different realities and aid the people in them as required. Such a simple and generic -sounding mission may seem blase to some, but it has earned him the title of 'Galaxy Warrior', even only as he earns of this destiny on the planet of Mobius, where he is currently aligned Freedom Fighters of the Acorn Family. He favors his bastard sword, and when out of his armor, is most capable in his hand to hand combat style with mixes Judo and Capoeria. In his armor, he can fight with Judo only. He can also cast spells, including some healing magics. He's also known for breaking a lot of paladin rules... he sometimes wishes he became just a plain ol' warrior.

Mistkitsune

Has transformational abilities and has one of the longest item lists here. (It's compressed)

Dreamweaver Kitsuni - The only creature who really knows the secrets of the universe, and that this universe is truly but a dream. She's a dreamweaver, immortal, and charged with guarding this safe haven of the mind.

Chibi Dark Kitsuni - "Supposedally" evil... but it's still under debate. This incredably cute version of Katsuni is theoretically deadly, yet often doesn't have the attention span to carry out any of her plans even partially. She's a dangerous foe, unless she finds something more interesting to toy with.

Dark Kitsuni - Evil.... sort of. She's not so much evil as she is just compulsive and mostly Katsuni's greedy side. Her plans usually have something to do with overthrowing the MoFo, but usually end in failure due to her lack of really caring about winning. She more or less just wants whatever catches her eye, usually something shiny. She tries to be a leader, but she's not particularly good at it. The next bauble that catches her attention takes her eyes off whatever she was looking at previousally. She's been known to actually grab ahold of something and drop it within seconds as she notices something better.

Visz'Ju� Mhaar'ekee - A magically enchanted magical vest, this ten is able to protet it's wearer against virtually any magical assault, excluding psonic abilities. It's warm in the winter, and cool in teh sumer, and is basically the perfect piece of clothing. It also has polymorphic abilities, able to change form to look like almost any pice of clothing needed (top half clothing anyways) It's drawback is that no spells may be cast while it's barier is up. The barier is invisible and non-detectable If atacked by any magical force, it will appear simply as though the attack hit and just didn't do anything.

The muku-Chu-Chibi Totem - A simple totem pole, inscribed with several chibi animals of the feline and canid purswasion. It has no magical properties, and is really just to decorate things.

Quarter Staff - A simple rod with a metalic center, forged from a specially designed alloy which can't be detected by metal detectors or similar devices. Katsuni is well versed in it's use.

Three-Piece-Rod - A staff, in 3 parts, each linked togeather by a chain of the same alloy as her Quarter Staff, this weapon is near impossible to use without nearly a decade of practice, yet when used properly, can easily disarm almost any weapon from almost any opponent. Also stings very much when it strikes an opponent.

MistKitsune has created severl spells, but most are obvious, except for "Merf!" Which has unknown effects, "Merfaga", a stronger version of Merf, and "The Book of E-VILE", which temporarily turns peopl form good to evil. NOTE: Evil means mischevious really at the MoFo.

Kitsuni's Trehouse - this is Kitsuni's home, although only occasionally. She usully doesn't bother to go home as she normally just goes to sleep wherever.

The Moomba Liberation Army - The radical group which fights for the freedom of the super ultra cute moombas everywhere!

The CjTails

All information on CjTails is at his site, so if you're interested, head to http://www.crosswinds.net/~sanguinius5000/CjTails/MainPage.html

Hobbes 180

Hoobes 180 was found in a stret in a park by Nytro Starfire. Nytro cast a spell on him, and from then on, the were best buds. The spell made Hobbes 180 able to fly and talk. Now you know.

Favorite stuff - Boxed tuna, Canned Tuna, spiked Tuna, tuna cocktail, tuna flavored ice-cream, tuna on a tick stringy tuna, and SPAM!

Personal belongings- Picture of Nytro and him at the park, life suply of all kinds of tuna, A yo-yo, a red cape, one of those mini-fridges, a cardobard box, and a heater.

Hobbes 180 can fly, talk, and walk. And he has a blackbelt in Karate.

Darkest Light

He wandeed around he MoFo for year, and still dos, but has now taken up newbie eating as a living. Occasionally chillls arund the boredom district, trying to steal some boredom for his domicile, but lately, his new weapon has got the nest of him.

Dodgeball of revertion - Yes this is his! No one else claims hold to it. So far, this small ball has turned its victims into animals.. but is seems to hold a deeper darker power. It was found in a small box deep in a sewer under SEGA city.

ShyGuy Armada - The true army of little men! He created this legion after multiple attempts for him to overrun the Boredom District...{Every time he would try, he just get bored and leave}. Figuring they can't get bored, he hopes to fufill his goal

Pop-shot blaster - The perfect Newbie hunting gun, created after he ate some bad chicken and dreamt about the biggest newbie ever. It dosent shoot by the trigger, instead he has to pull the stiring that is in the barrel of the gun, in order for the gun to open up, and release the giant sidewinder missiles that are its ammunition

SDF Jerry P

A student unde a great Mobian Propher, and thwarting a semi-successful takeover of the Chaos Temple by General Crankcase Ivo, they travel around the world to hide the Super emeralds... Somehow, he landed here.

Live nude Robotniks - While I didn't create the original joke (don't know who did), you have to admit I did take it just a lil' bit farther than the game pic of Tails staring at Eggman in the pink bikini. One pic of the SatAM Robotnik and one pic of the SegaSonic Eggman. I was originally planning on making more, but with overuse, I feel the joke's gotten too old. (COMMENT BY WEBMASTER: FEAR THE LIVE NUDE ROBOTNIKS!!!

Sailor Procrastination - Tried getting into GMSailorness, but couldn't really. She did result in the creation of a cute lil' comic of which I cannot remember the URL at this time.

The MoFo Poetry Room - Usually re-opening every Tuesday, this is a thread where people can share their original poems as well as any poems that they found and liked.

Sonic humans - I know I'm not the first person to try this, but I have a little side project to draw the Sonic characters as humans, while at the same time using the pics to improve my ability to draw humans. I certainly wouldn't mind if other people wanted to contribute their own interpretations.

The Professor - Jerry's normally a nice guy, but tends to have the occasional sadistic money-making scheme. One of these led to the spontaneous creation of "the Professor." This guy's ultimate goal is to take over the MoFo, using whatever--and boy, do we mean whatever--means necessary. His personal hero is Gendou Ikari. The futher creatiosn are his...

LNR Army - Jerry made the LNR's, the Professor gathered them into an army under his command. Intended to be used in any attempts to take over the MoFo. After all, the opposition would have a tough time fighting when they're blinded, right?

Central Doghouse - Constructed in a cavern deep below the MoFo, this building serves as the Professor's evil command center. Using his command team of Fuyutsnik, Misatnik, Ritsunik, and other Robotnik-ized Eva rip-offs, he can coordinate and launch any attack from there. It was also the barracks of the LNR Army (sigh, see below).

The Nude Robotnik Eggmangelion - A giant LNR robot constructed to be used in the ultimate battle to conquor the MoFo. Blackmailing Jerry into piloting it, the Professor thought he had won the day. What he didn't count on was Jerry turning traitor, and the Egga's ability to access Hammerspace. Using a giant mallet, Jerry destroyed the LNR Army before it could advance on the MoFo, and then smashed Central DogHouse to rubble. From that point on, the Egga became clothed, and is on stand-by to help thwart the powers of Evil again.

BIG EGG - (Not yet unleashed) The Professor, far from dead, rebuilt Central DogHouse, and has another LNR robot on stand-by in case he ever wants to try using a giant robot to take over again. However, since the Egga incident, nothing has gone in or come out of Central DogHouse.

Coyote Calhoun

Your friendly Dodge Dealer.

Mikey Prower - Originally created on AFSH around 1999, as a spoof of all the "carbon copy" fan characters flooding the Internet at the time (that is, fan characters that were essentially copies of Tails with a slightly different name). It's a bit hard to explain him since he constantly changes to parody the obnoxious traits of "all teh kewl pplz ;P ;P ;P", but you can be assures that if the blatant stupidity levels of MoFo rise too high, Mikey will show up.

Mad Coyote Calhoun -The requisite "evil" side of Coyote. Not much is really known about him yet, except that he apparently looks somewhat like Dr. Wily and he is CONSTANTLY YELLING AT EVIL JINSOKU!!!!!!!!!! Mad C. C. never shows up unless Evil Jin and Superior Samanfur are both in the immediate vicinity. (Created by Evil WB)

Coyote Kidnoyle - First showed up after an incident with Baites Echidnoyle and a plothole. He's blue, he eats squirrels, and he's incapable of flying in a straight line. Doesn't appear very often, but when the opportunity arises to make a bizarre situation even more so, you can bet he'll be somewhere nearby.

MoFo 2 - Okay, so I didn't physically create it, but I was the one who suggested to Dub that it should be made (since S100 discussion had run rampant all over the place). So technically it is my creation.

Paulo J Macintosh

Former Closet Case, Chicken Choker, and Matrix lobby scene mimicker.

Mister goggles - These pair of goggles are Paulo's eyes, and they have a mind of their own. Sometimes they'll go out of their sockets just to kill him.

The Ring Launcher - Works like the Spinfusor in the Tribes series, this powerful ring can either cut targets in half, or destroy tank armor.

Chaos Regeneration Implant - If equipped, also with a Chaos emerald, this will regenerate flesh and blood. Known to have radioactive side effects.

ED-209 - A malfunctioning bot. A pain in the ass to anyone with a weapon, it fires 4000 rpm of death with its twin miniguns.

Kompsognathus 'Kompi' Sharpclaw.

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See that evil pixelized incarnation to the left that is _SUPPOSED_ to look like something feline? That's him.. Was created some years ago and pretty much just floats around like some mental story figure or past reference.. Abilities fit on a scale that can be pulled from "realistic" to "increadably lame".. most appear around the "lame" part I'm afraid.. In personallity, it's pretty much just a much 'darker' me..

Nick D Biped

an extension of his RL personality.

Disco Nick - Ok, I know you haven't seen him yet, but he's registered, so he might show up anytime. This guy is a throwback to the 70's, and likes disco. He's a little bit of a party dude, but a bit flaky at times. He was created after Nick D Biped saw some of Saturday Night Fever last night.

The Shrinking/Growing Disco Ball of Merriment - Yep, that's right. It can be any size you want, from pea-size to the size of a boulder. Besides being a great conversation piece, it can also be used for throwing at trouble-making forumers (it's rubber, so it won't hurt...much ^_^).

Dr. Lighthead

Ivius Lighthead, King of the Lightonians (Which look oddly lke Kobuns) and he has a light bulb on his head that acts like it's own brain.

Supremor - A ship created by Lighthead in which has the capabilities to overthrow large amounts of land and is 5� miles across. It is powered by the sun and cannot remain in the atmosphere under the clouds for a very long substantiated time.

RSupremor - A mega ship that is believed to be the actual core of the sun in which regulates the transfer of energy of sunlight. (Just adding this. I bet something like this would never be used)

C.H.A.O.S - (Cyber Holistic Advancement Onboard Supremor) The security system onboard the RSupremor. C.H.A.O.S was created and designed by a lost scientist known as Ubunan Del Gruke. Nothing is known of this person except that one fact.

Standard Mini Defense Craft and Advanced mini Defense Craft and Xavant

Eraos Emerald - Believed to be at the center of the universe in which if you could get a hold of (and there's only one) anything you could imagine would come true. The only drawbacks are that after one thing has been imagined it wouldn't do that again. The only other drawback is just the mind.

MistKitsune

With a Princes and Necro (Quite Evil too) form, she is much more than she looks.

THE Staff - A few of you may remember if you were in the chats last summer through winter, I had a magic staff that I liked to zap people with *grins* I used it most often.

THE Wand - My little wand which made things...it worked when it wanted to. I didn't use it that much.

The Best-Friend treatment - *snickers* Poor innocent lil boys who I tied to a chair and dressed them up in make-up and dresses and all that wonderful stuff to make them look like a girl...twas' fun *grins*